Welcome to the Bad Jokes page

updated 10 April 1999

A collection of some of the best "clean" jokes, the "not so clean" and the "gratiously filthy" jokes I have been able to compile over many years hard work at the office.

Please note that no-one can take responsibility for you being offended at any of this: hey, you do not have to look at this page if you do not want to!

For the sake of the prudes, the material has been divided up into four main categories:

OK stuff

Smuty Stuff

Real Smut and

Plain straight Yugh!

Thanks to Paul for archiving much of this material, which would otherwise have been lost to prosperity and the good of civilisation in general.

Please send your gratuitous filth for inclusion to

[email protected]

This sad page is ALWAYS being enlarged (oh sir).

Oh yes, once you have finished looking at this stuff, check out these other great sites:

BIG BROTHER TIME : Have a look at who is spying on YOU!

http://www.menwithhill.co.uk

The unofficial site of the USA's National Security Agency (NSA) super secret communications interception base at Menwith Hill, Yorkshire, England. Funny commentary on a serious subject!

Award : 5 stars! * * * * *

 

Viz Magazine's Profanisarous is a hysterically funny dictionary of swearwords and filthy talk and well worth a read!

The Bad Language Dictionary

Award: 10 stars! ***********