Bumper Stickers
| MY KARMA RAN OVER MY DOGMA |
| THE GENE POOL COULD USE A LITTLE CHLORINE |
TIME IS WHAT KEEPS THINGS FROM HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE |
I DIDN'T FIGHT MY WAY TO THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN TO BE A VEGETARIAN |
| WOMEN WHO SEEK EQUALITY WITH MEN LACK AMBITION |
YOUR KID MAY BE AN HONOR STUDENT BUT YOU'RE STILL AN IDIOT! |
IF WE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO EAT ANIMALS, WHY ARE THEY MADE WITH MEAT? |
| Join the Seal Club! |
| Support mental health - Or I'll kill you! |
I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT |
| IT'S LONELY AT THE TOP, BUT YOU EAT BETTER |
ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS THE PROBLEM DOESN'T EXIST |
SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE ONLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO KILL THEM |
| PRIDE IS WHAT WE HAVE. VANITY IS WHAT OTHERS HAVE |
FORGET WORLD PEACE...VISUALIZE USING YOUR TURN SIGNAL |
WARNING:DATES ON CALENDAR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR |
| GIVE ME AMBIGUITY OR GIVE ME SOMETHING ELSE |
MAKE IT IDIOT PROOF AND SOMEONE WILL MAKE A BETTER IDIOT |
| HE WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST |
| I SMILE BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON |
ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU'RE UNIQUE, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE |
LOTTERY: A TAX ON PEOPLE WHO ARE BAD AT MATH |
Scott me down, Beamy |
PURITANISM: THE HAUNTING FEAR THAT SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE MAY BE HAPPY |
CONSCIOUSNESS: THAT ANNOYING TIME BETWEEN NAPS |
WE ARE MICROSOFT. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED |
AND THOSE WHO CAN'T |
WHY IS "ABBREVIATION" SUCH A LONG WORD? |
EVER STOP TO THINK, AND FORGET TO START AGAIN? |
I LIKE YOU BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU WORKING WITH SUB-ATOMIC PARTICLES |
LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION, I CAN FIND IT MYSELF |
ESCHEW OBFUSCATION |