Turn downs - What woman say
(and what they actually mean)
(In reverse order. Why? I don't know: they just are)
| What Women say to Men | What Women mean |
| 10. I think of you as a brother. | (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in 'Deliverance.') |
| 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. | (I don't want to do my dad.) |
| 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. | (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.) |
| 7. My life is too complicated right now. | (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.) |
| 6. I've got a boyfriend. | (I prefer my male cat and a strong G&T.) |
| 5. I don't date men where I work. | (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.) |
| 4.. It's not you, it's me. | (It's you.) |
| 3. I'm concentrating on my career. | (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.) |
| 2. I'm celibate. | (I've sworn off only the men like you.) |
| 1. Let's be friends. | (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's the male perspective thing.) |
In response...The male perspective on the same issue...
Top 10 rejection lines given by Men (and what they actually mean...)
| What Men Say | What Men Mean |
| 10. I think of you as a sister. | (You're ugly.) |
| 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. | (You're ugly.) |
| 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. | (You're ugly.) |
| 7. My life is too complicated right now. | (You're ugly.) |
| 6. I've got a girlfriend. | (You're ugly.) |
| 5. I don't date women where I work. | (You're ugly.) |
| 4. It's not you, it's me. | (You're ugly.) |
| 3. I'm concentrating on my career. | (You're ugly.) |
| 2. I'm celibate. | (You're ugly.) |
| 1. Let's be friends. | (You're sinfully ugly.) |