Recommended pick up lines

- Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

- I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

- I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

- That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

- I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

- I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

- If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

- Guy: "Would you like to dance?" Girl: "I wouldn't dance with you." Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in that skirt."

- I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

- You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

- Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

- I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?

- I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.