Crucial Training Courses for Women

The following training courses are now available for women :

1. Silence, The Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.

2. The Undiscovered Side Of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Combating The Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Don't Need New Shoes Everyday

4. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

5. Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After The Game.

6. Bathroom Etiquette 1: Men Need Space In The Bathroom Cabinet Too

7. Bathroom Etiquette 2: His Razor Is His

8. Communication Skills 1: Tears - The Last Resort, Not The First

9. Communication Skills 2: Thinking Before Speaking

10. Communication Skills 3: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging

11. Driving A Car Safely: A Skill You Can Acquire

12. Party Etiquette: Drinking Your Fair Share

13. Telephone Skills: How To Hang Up

14. Introduction to Parking

15. Introduction to Petrol

16. Advanced Parking: Reversing Into A Space

17. Advanced Petrol: How To Take The Filler Cap Off

18. Water Retention: Fact or Fat

19. Cooking 1: Bran And Tofu Are Not For Human Consumption

20. Cooking 2: How Not To Inflict Your Diet On Other People

21. PMT: Your Problem... Not His

22. Dancing: Sober Men Don't Like To

23. Sex - It's For The Married Couple Too

24. Classic Clothing: Wearing Clothes You Already Have

25. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

26. TV Remotes: For Men Only